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Mo Brooks’s Prostate Knows What It Did

We are very glad Rep. Mo Brooks has such good insurance. Now we’d like it for everyone, please.

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Rumor: Paul Ryan to Step Down as Speaker of the House

It’s a blowin’ in the wind. All across Capitol Hill, staffers and lawmakers alike are whispering: When will Speaker of the House Paul Ryan step down? Nothing’s confirmed yet. But […]

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Roy Moore Waiting For God To Certify Doug Jones Winner Of Alabama Election

WHERE’S YOUR GOD NOW, ROY? Oh, He’s just over there wearing a Doug Jones T-shirt!

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Blake Farenthold To Find Out Whether He Can Sexually Harass People In Private Sector

Sex Machine Blake Farenthold seems to be on the fritz.

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Hold On To Your Wallets, The GOP Is Coming To Town! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec. 14, 2017

GOP readies its super rich tax cut, the FCC tries to kill net neutrality, and Omarosa is You’re Fired (again). Your morning news brief.

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Look At These Fucking GOP Idiots Begging Trump To Fire Robert Mueller

How Rep. Jim Jordan and Rep. Louie Gohmert manage to put on pants each day without gravely injuring themselves is beyond us.

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RIP STEVE BANNON’S MENTIONS!

All of GOP Washington is telling Steve Bannon to fuck off. Is this hilarious, or is it TOTALLY HILARIOUS?

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Alabama To Roy Moore: Buck Off. Wonkagenda For Wed., Dec. 13, 2017

Roy Moore too gross for Alabama, Mike Cernovich just got caught, and Republicans want to start tax fuckery ASAP. Your morning news brief.

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DOUG JONES WINS, ROLL TIDE, And Also, We DAMN WELL TOLD YOU SO!

Did we mention we DAMN WELL TOLD YOU SO?

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… And The Fucking Horse Roy Moore Rode In On

Your one-stop shop for Alabama election results! (OR IS IT?)

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