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It’s The GOP Tax Bill Hokey-Pokey!

THA FUCK DO WE KNOW?

Posted in congress, healthcare, Liberal Thoughts, Politics

Science: FAILING New York Times More Badder At Election Coverage Than Ass-Fucking Mommyblog

Science proves Wonkette is actually more valuable to the polity than the Paper of Record. You’re shocked, we’re sure!

Posted in Liberal Thoughts

Chicago Tribune: Let Gays Eat Those Swastika Cakes We Like

Say what you will about the Chicago Tribune ed board, Donnie, at least it’s an ethos.

Posted in Liberal Thoughts

These Dicks Are Buying Up Your Alt-Weeklies And Turning Them Into National Review Or Some Shit

Keep an eye on the institutions YOU love, because these libertarian pieces of shit are coming for all of them.

Posted in Liberal Thoughts

Pony Up, Fuckers, It’s ‘Giving Tuesday’ For Your Deeply Indebted Wonkette!

Mama’s almost out of credit card.

Posted in healthcare, Liberal Thoughts

It’s Your Grateful Top Ten!

Come in and sit a spell!

Posted in Liberal Thoughts

WHITE DADS ON DOPE! A Thanksgiving Mommyblog

And how was YOUR Thanksgiving?

Posted in healthcare, Liberal Thoughts

Rush Limbaugh’s ‘Under The Sea’ Salad Has Jello, Stuffed Olives, And Miracle Whip, No Oxycodone

The Ghost of Recipes Past has scanned our archives and found this thing, which had previously run in July 2012. It is more Jell-O, for people who find Mamie Eisenhower a tad intimidating. OK, sure, we made fun of Rush Limbaugh for putting saccharine in his hot cocoa recipe and frying a chicken in Crisco. […]

Posted in Liberal Thoughts

Where The Hell Is The Agenda!

So this is how it’s going to go, see?

Posted in Liberal Thoughts

Don’t Worry Your Pretty Heads, Sex Harassers Who Lost Your Jobs: Mel Gibson Is In A Christmas Comedy

You’ll be fine, Weinstein and Spacey and Wieseltier and maybe even Roy Moore! Just kidding, DEFINITELY Roy Moore!

Posted in Liberal Thoughts