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Deleted Comments: I’m Against Abortion, So I Wish You’d Been Miscarried. I’ll Pray For You.

We said bad words about Sarah Huckabee Poot Lips Sanders. What discussing pugs we are!

Posted in Liberal Thoughts, Politics

The Female Body Has Ways To Shut That Whole ‘Rep. Trent Franks’ Thing Down

We’re not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens.

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Roy Moore Accuser Wrote Date In Yearbook, So Obviously All Women Are Forging Liars

Shouldn’t we just take the accused rapist’s word on this?

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DOJ Finally Investigating Planned Parenthood’s Fetus-Parts Yard Sales

2015′s hottest fake news story is now a real Justice Department investigation.

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McConnell And Ryan Boning Susan Collins (ON TAX CUT DEALS, Not Like That, You Disgusting Perv)

Susan Collins is being difficult again. Let’s hope she keeps it up!

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White Cop Who Killed Walter Scott Actually Catches 20 Years In Prison, So Everything’s Good Now

A white cop is actually going to prison for shooting an unarmed black man. During the Trump administration, no less.

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Trump Threatens Government Shutdown Over Continued Existence Of Democrats In Congress

Durr durr durr durr durr.

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MSNBC Rehires Sam Seder, And Attempted Ratf*cker Mike Cernovich Declares FLAWLESS VICTORY

A network comes to its senses, a satirical commentator gets justice, and a ratfucker thinks he’s taught everyone a lesson.

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Paul Ryan Cut Taxes On Rich So He Can Fuck Grandma Millie. No Kink-Shaming!

There’s a reason Charlie Pierce calls Ryan the Zombie-Eyed Granny Starver.

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House Finally Does Something About Guns: Makes Them More Easily Available

The answer my friends, is always more guns.

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