Monthly Archives: June 2016

Trump Jokes When Plane Flies Overhead: It’s Mexico ‘Getting Ready to Attack’

“That could be a Mexican plane up there.”

Posted in Conservative thoughts, Politics

Man at Center of Wildly-Popular ‘Serial’ Podcast Granted a New Trial

“WE WON A NEW TRIAL FOR ADNAN SYED!!!”

Posted in Conservative thoughts

Donald Trump pivots to the general election: Jeb Bush Did Me Wrong Edition

Having vanquished his Republican foes, presumptive presidential nominee Donald Trump must turn his attention to the general election. But reading a dull teleprompter’d speech in front of a wall of crushed aluminum cans seems to have left him with a very bad taste in his mouth, because by the time he hit Maine, yesterday, he was back to the seething ball of hair and bitterness that got him where he is today.

The result: Yet another long monologue about the all Republican bastards who have wronged him. Buckle in, all you poor saps who showed up to a Donald Trump rally, because we’re locking the doors and you’re not allowed to leave until Donald Trump lodges his complaints against every last person, group or deciduous tree that isn’t showing him the proper deference as King Of All Republicans.

I’m not going to knock them because it’s useless to knock them. These people signed the pledge. They all wanted me to sign the pledge. I signed the pledge and they did, too. They don’t honor the pledge. Amazing what can happen when you lose. No, I have people in all fairness, whether they like me or not. And it was a rough campaign, and I wasn’t nice. But they weren’t nice either. Jeb spent $15 million, $18 million on negative ads. Am I supposed to say I like him? But they signed a pledge. There were — there were people that honored it that would have loved not to honor it. We got great backing. Ben Carson. We have a great relationship. And Chris Christie. Rick Santorum just signed on. We have great people. We have great people. We have amazing people and endorsements.

Great people: People who bring Donald Trump his McDonalds orders. Bad people: Everyone else. Oh, but he’s Just. Getting. Started.

Posted in Liberal Thoughts

‘Hollywood Plantation Slave’: Stacey Dash Blasts Jesse Williams for ‘Racist Speech’ at BET Awards

“That chip on the shoulders of people like you will weigh you down and keep you from flying free.”

Posted in Conservative thoughts, Politics

Pentagon’s Transgender Policy at Odds With Constitution

On Thursday, Secretary of Defense Ash Carter announced that the U.S. military is dropping its policy of treating male and female troops according to their biology, to… Read More

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Posted in Constitutuional Issues

Benghazi Report

Posted in Humor

Massive brawl erupts in Dallas Mexican restaurant — over salsa…

Massive brawl erupts in Dallas Mexican restaurant — over salsa…(Third column, 12th story, link)

Posted in Conservative thoughts

DC Monument Full of Zika Mosquitoes…

DC Monument Full of Zika Mosquitoes…(Third column, 14th story, link)Related stories:Zika Rising NYC…

Posted in Conservative thoughts

Life extension lab: 50,000 bodies brought back to life?

Life extension lab: 50,000 bodies brought back to life?(Third column, 16th story, link)

Posted in Conservative thoughts

Ku Klux Klan dreams of rising again 150 years after founding…

Ku Klux Klan dreams of rising again 150 years after founding…(Third column, 13th story, link)

Posted in Conservative thoughts