Now that 2013 is getting death paneled by that patriarchal sombitch Father Time, all Very Serious Journalists must submit their Best Of StuffTM listicles and reviews so they do not actually have to work on New Year’s Day but can instead nurse their hangovers with some hair of the dog or whatever. While we at [...]
Let the countdowns begin, let the resolutions be made (even if only for a day)!
Every year will have its list of the most heartwarming, most viral and most noteworthy stories of the year. This list is no different, except we’ve chosen to look back on some of the best (or worst, depending on how you look at it) oddities of 2013.
Yes, yes, we know: you thought it was going to be Louie Gohmert. There is no disputing it — the man really is the dumbest piece of fecal-infused dough in Congress, and that is really saying something. But the thing is, Legislative Shitmuffin of the Year is more than just a yardstick of dumbth. It [...]
“Some wrecker truck people came and towed my car with my little girl in the back seat.”
“It’s Times Square! It’s the ball!”
Students form “Happy 2014″ to welcome the New Year at a middle school in Ma’anshan, Anhui province. The ball that will drop at midnight at Times Square in New York City. Fireworks pour out of Big Ben in London, England. The London Eye lit u…
“First, they came for the guns…”
A terrific romp through 2013 by Dan Amira and Abraham Rieseman for New York Magazine’s Daily Intelligencer set to the tune of “We Didn’t Start the Fire” by Billy Joel: